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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

found this. hilarious!

Geograghy of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like AFRICA
….half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like EUROPE
….well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like SPAIN
….very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like GREECE
….gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like GREAT BRITAIN
….with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like ISRAEL
….has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like CANADA
….self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes TIBET
….wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

Geography of Man
Between 1 and 90, a man is like IRAN
….ruled by nuts.

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